Pseudo-profound AI Bullshit Generator

<iframe src="https://luke-byrne-eng.github.io/pages/bullshit.html" width="100%" style="height: 80vh;"allowtransparency="true"></iframe> ```html <!doctype html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="utf-8" /> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" /> <title>Pseudo-Profound AI Bullshit Generator</title> <style> body { margin: 0; background: transparent; } </style> </head> <body> <div id="bs-generator" style="max-width: 700px; margin: 20px auto; padding: 20px; background: linear-gradient(135deg, #667eea 0%, #764ba2 100%); border-radius: 15px; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif; box-shadow: 0 10px 30px rgba(0,0,0,0.2);"> <div style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 25px;"> <h3 style="margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-size: 1.5em; background: linear-gradient(45deg, #fff, #e0e7ff); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent; background-clip: text;">Pseudo-Profound AI Bullshit Generator</h3> <div style="font-size: 0.9em; opacity: 0.8; font-style: italic;">Based on research by Pennycook et al. (2015) on meaningless but profound-sounding statements</div> </div> <div style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 25px;"> <button id="gen-btn" style="background: rgba(255,255,255,0.2); color: white; border: 2px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.3); padding: 12px 28px; border-radius: 25px; cursor: pointer; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; transition: all 0.3s ease; backdrop-filter: blur(10px);"> Generate Bullshit </button> </div> <div id="bs-output" style="background: rgba(255,255,255,0.1); border-radius: 10px; padding: 25px; min-height: 80px; border: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.2); backdrop-filter: blur(10px);"> <div style="text-align: center; opacity: 0.7; font-style: italic; padding: 20px;">Click the button to generate some profound AI wisdom! ✨</div> </div> <div style="margin-top: 20px; padding-top: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.2); text-align: center; font-size: 0.85em; opacity: 0.8;"> These statements are intentionally meaningless but are constructed to trigger our 'profundity detection' heuristics. </div> </div> <script> class PseudoProfoundBSGenerator { constructor() { this.singularNouns = ["artifical consciousness","machine intelligence","AGI","artifical super intelligence","consciousness","reasoning","understanding","cognition","awareness","perception","learning","knowledge","representation","emergence","alignment","performance","efficiency","scalability","generalization","abstraction","inference","prediction","automation","augmentation","enhancement","acceleration","innovation","disruption","transformation","evolution","revolution","collaboration","integration","synthesis","fusion","convergence","divergence","complexity","simplicity","robustness","resilience","adaptability","flexibility","modularity","interoperability","connectivity","ubiquity","pervasiveness","accessibility","democracy","blockchain","cryptography","privacy","security","data","embedding","regularization","normalization","loss","objective","function","distribution","attention mechanism","convolution","topology","geometry","energy","entropy","information","structure","AI","machine learning","deep learning","reinforcement learning","supervised learning","self-supervised learning","unsupervised learning","federated learning","transfer learning","few-shot learning","zero-shot learning","meta-learning","continual learning","online learning","explainability","interpretability","fairness","transparency","accountability","trustworthiness","safety","robustness","alignment","governance","regulation","policy","agency","orthogonality","quantum computing","edge computing","cloud computing","cyber-physical interaction","RAG","chain-of-thought","in-context learning","competitive advantage","agentic behavior","AI-as-a-Service","human-in-the-loop training","explainable AI","causal inference","Bayesian inference","evolutionary search","swarm intelligence","phase transition","catastrophic forgetting","gradient descent","backpropagation","stochastic processing","game theory","self-play","convergence","breakthrough"]; this.pluralNouns = ["agents","networks","features","models","insights","capabilities","paradigms","breakthroughs","solutions","platforms","ecosystems","synergies","tokens","ethics","parameters","hyperparameters","datasets","benchmarks","metrics","evaluations","experiments","simulations","gradients","transformers","convolutions","recurrent networks","graph networks","signals","patterns","structures","foundation models","large language models","multimodal models","neural networks","digital twins","smart contracts","Bayesian networks","evolutionary algorithms","Monte Carlo methods","multi-agent systems","dynamics","possibilities","implications","applications","impacts","embeddings","representations","activations","neurons","layers","weights","biases","kernels","filters","channels","dimensions","trajectories","distributions","probabilities","uncertainties","objectives","constraints", "thoughts","world models","vision-language models", "block chains"]; this.mysticalAdjectives = ["neural","next-generation","deep","quantum","exponential","revolutionary","disruptive","transformative","groundbreaking","cutting-edge","state-of-the-art","next-generation","advanced","sophisticated","intelligent","autonomous","adaptive","dynamic","scalable","robust","optimal","efficient","seamless","intuitive","contextual","personalized","predictive","generative","emergent","self-organizing","self-learning","meta","multi-modal","cross-domain","end-to-end","holistic","integrated","distributed","federated","decentralized","cloud-native","edge-enabled","real-time","low-latency","high-throughput","enterprise-grade","production-ready","exponentially scalable","AI-driven","data-centric","model-centric","user-centric","ethically-aligned","trustworthy","transparent","explainable","fair","secure","privacy-preserving","compliant","sustainable","green","inclusive","accessible","democratized","collaborative","open-source","web-scale","planet-scale","internet-scale","ubiquitous","pervasive","ambient","autoregressive","attention-based","transformer-based","paradigm-shifting","bleeding-edge","moonshot","visionary","futuristic","10x","100x","hyper-scale","ultra-fast","super-intelligent","hyper-intelligent","self-evolving","self-optimizing","frontier-class","omni-modal","transcendental","synergistic","cognitive","affective","emergent","embodied","situated","context-aware","lifelong","continual","meta-cognitive","meta-reasoning","meta-learning","self-reflective","self-aware","hyper-personalized","ultra-personalized","AI-first","data-first","model-first","cloud-first","mobile-first","5G-enabled","blockchain-enabled","quantum-enabled"]; this.transitiveVerbs = ["optimize","transform","enhance","accelerate","revolutionize","disrupt","innovate","automate","amplify","personalize","contextualize","synthesize","orchestrate","harmonize","streamline","democratize","empower","enable","unlock","leverage","harness","maximize","scale","embed","encode","decode","process","analyze","understand","discover","generate","create","produce","deliver","deploy","integrate","orient","align","connect","fuse","unify","elevate","transcend","redefine","pre-train","fine-tune","evaluate","benchmark","validate","simulate","visualize","monitor","manage","secure","self-improve","self-optimize","retrieve","augment","compose","chain","attend to","bootstrap","grok","prompt-engineer","distill","prune","quantize","regularize","normalize","backpropagate","tokenize","infer","extrapolate","interpolate"]; this.intransitiveVerbs = ["evolve","adapt","learn","converge","diverge","emerge","collaborate","interface","self-evolve","self-learn","self-adapt","self-organize","self-regulate","self-reflect","scale","innovate","transform"]; this.templates = [ "Our {adj1} {s_noun1} {s_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2} at scale", "The {s_noun1} of {adj1} {p_noun2} {s_verb} {adj2} {s_noun3}", "{adj1} {s_noun1} {s_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2}", "When {s_noun1} {s_verb}, {adj1} {p_noun3} emerge", "When {p_noun1} {p_verb} {s_noun2}, {adj1} {p_noun3} emerge", "{adj1} {s_noun1} {s_verb} the {adj2} {p_noun2} of {s_noun3}", "{s_noun1} is the {adj1} {s_noun2} that {s_verb} {adj2} {p_noun3}", "{p_noun1} are the {adj1} {p_noun2} that {p_verb} {adj2} {s_noun3}", "By leveraging {adj1} {s_noun1}, {p_noun2} {p_verb} the {adj2} {s_noun3}", "{s_noun1} {s_verb} {adj1} {p_noun2} across {adj2} {p_noun3}", "{adj1} {p_noun1} and {adj2} {p_noun2} {p_verb} {s_noun3} synergistically", "As {s_noun1} {s_verb} {p_noun2}, {adj1} {p_noun3} {p_verb} {adj2} {s_noun3} exponentially", "Our proprietary {adj1} {s_noun1} {s_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2} in real-time", "The convergence of {adj1} {s_noun1} and {adj2} {s_noun2} {s_verb} {p_noun3}", "We're democratizing {adj1} {s_noun1} through {adj2} {p_noun2}", "The future of {s_noun1} lies in {adj1} {p_noun2} that {p_verb} {adj2} {s_noun3}", "This paradigm-shifting {adj1} {s_noun1} {s_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2} seamlessly", "Our research in {adj1} {s_noun1} {s_verb} the {adj2} {s_noun2} that {s_verb2} {p_noun3}", "Our {adj1} {p_noun1} {p_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2} automatically", "{adj1} {p_noun1} {p_verb} when {adj2} {s_noun2} {s_verb} the {s_noun3}", "{adj1} {s_noun1} continuously {s_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2}", "{adj1} {p_noun1} systematically {p_verb} the {adj2} {s_noun2}", "Through {adj1} {p_noun1}, we {p_verb} {adj2} {p_noun2}", "Our {adj1} {p_noun1} inherently {p_verb} {adj2} {s_noun2}", "{s_noun1} fundamentally {s_verb} how {adj1} {p_noun2} {p_verb} the {adj2} {s_noun3}" ]; } getRandomElement(arr){ return arr[Math.floor(Math.random()*arr.length)]; } getRandomElements(arr,count){ const shuffled=[...arr].sort(()=>0.5-Math.random()); return shuffled.slice(0,count); } conjugateVerb(verb,isSingular=true){ if(verb==="be"){ return isSingular?"is":"are"; } if(verb==="have"){ return isSingular?"has":"have"; } if(isSingular){ if(verb.endsWith('s')||verb.endsWith('ss')||verb.endsWith('sh')||verb.endsWith('ch')||verb.endsWith('x')||verb.endsWith('z')) return verb+"es"; else if(verb.endsWith('y') && verb.length>1 && !'aeiou'.includes(verb[verb.length-2])) return verb.slice(0,-1)+"ies"; else if(verb.endsWith('o')) return verb+"es"; else return verb+"s"; } else return verb; } generateStatement(){ const template=this.getRandomElement(this.templates); const replacements={}; const adjs=this.getRandomElements(this.mysticalAdjectives,3); adjs.forEach((adj,i)=>{replacements[`adj${i+1}`]=adj;}); const sNouns=this.getRandomElements(this.singularNouns,4); sNouns.forEach((noun,i)=>{replacements[`s_noun${i+1}`]=noun;}); const pNouns=this.getRandomElements(this.pluralNouns,4); pNouns.forEach((noun,i)=>{replacements[`p_noun${i+1}`]=noun;}); if (template.includes("When {s_noun1} {s_verb},") || template.includes("As {s_noun1} {s_verb},")) { const intrans=this.getRandomElement(this.intransitiveVerbs); const trans=this.getRandomElement(this.transitiveVerbs); replacements['s_verb']=this.conjugateVerb(intrans,true); replacements['p_verb']=this.conjugateVerb(trans,false); } else { const trans=this.getRandomElements(this.transitiveVerbs,2); replacements['s_verb']=this.conjugateVerb(trans[0],true); replacements['p_verb']=this.conjugateVerb(trans[1],false); } if (template.includes('{s_verb2}')) { const v=this.getRandomElement(this.transitiveVerbs); replacements['s_verb2']=this.conjugateVerb(v,true); } let statement=template; for(const [k,v] of Object.entries(replacements)){ statement=statement.replace(new RegExp(`\\{${k}\\}`,'g'),v); } return statement.charAt(0).toUpperCase()+statement.slice(1)+"."; } } const generator=new PseudoProfoundBSGenerator(); // Use addEventListener (more robust than inline onclick) document.getElementById('gen-btn').addEventListener('click', ()=>{ const statement=generator.generateStatement(); document.getElementById('bs-output').innerHTML = `<div style="font-size:1.2em; line-height:1.6; text-align:center; padding:10px; background: rgba(255,255,255,0.1); border-radius:8px; border-left:4px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.5);">${statement}</div>`; }); // Nice hover interactions without inline JS const btn=document.getElementById('gen-btn'); btn.addEventListener('mouseenter', ()=>{ btn.style.background='rgba(255,255,255,0.3)'; btn.style.transform='translateY(-2px)'; }); btn.addEventListener('mouseleave', ()=>{ btn.style.background='rgba(255,255,255,0.2)'; btn.style.transform='translateY(0)'; }); </script> </body> </html> ```